October 1st, 2013 12:00 AM
At the stroke of midnight on October 1st, 2013 The United States of American once again proved that no matter how “advanced” we think we’ve become as a species we’re all at the end of the day we’re...
View ArticleIf There Is Anyone More Disgusting Than Ted Cruz…
…I don’t think I want to know them. Earlier this month the King of Douchebags helped encourage House Republicans — a gaggle of douchebags in their own right — to help shut the entire Federal government...
View ArticleSo You’re Saying You WANT Crappy Health Insurance, Then?
There’s a war of words-a-brewin’ between the White House and NBC News. Frankly, after watching David Gregory and Chuck Todd on “Meet the Press” over the last few months, I don’t know how anyone stands...
View ArticleCan We Start Firing People for Being Conservative, Christian Republicans?
You choose which political party you belong to; you don’t choose your sexuality. Sure, on the face of it, that’s one hell of an obvious statement to make. It being obvious doesn’t make it any more...
View ArticleThe Truth About Obamacare Hurts Both Parties So They Both Need To Fix It
The truth about the Affordable Care Act — Obamacare if you so choose — is that when you strip out all the rhetoric from the right and left wings of political ideology in this country neither side...
View ArticleFreedom From Religion or, “Why The Hobby Lobby Case Matters”
This week, the First Amendment is going to be put to a test the likes of which it hasn’t seen in quite some time. The Supreme Court is set to hear oral arguments centered around whether a business that...
View ArticleObamacare Sign-Up Surges and Success Stories or, “How to beat the GOP in 2014″
Sources within the Obama administration are saying that according to their data, their goal of enticing 7 million Americans into the Affordable Care Act’s various health exchanges — both federal and at...
View ArticleObamacare Will Cost Less and Cover More People in 2014, And Not a Single...
If President Barack Obama signed a law onto the books that cut all income taxes to 0%, replaced the Bill of Rights with the Ten Commandments and cured AIDS on the way to signing it into law,...
View ArticleIf You’re Pissed About Hobby Lobby, Maybe You Should Vote?
Elections matter. Say with me, this time repeating it over and over until it sinks in. Elections matter. Elections matter. Elections matter. You get the point, and if you don’t, all you have to do is...
View ArticleAMA Issues Warning About ‘Republican Butt-Hurt’ Epidemic After Obamacare Ruling
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A spokesman for the Amiercan Medical Association has issued a warning to the nation: Republican Butt-Hurt will reach epidemic levels in the wake of the Supreme Court’s 6-3 decision...
View Article2015 Sucked/Was Awesome, and 2016 Will Suck More/Be More Awesome!
2015 is done. We have wrung the ever-loving life out of it. Put a fork in it, and other such clichés. When historians look back on 2015, will they say it was a good year for the species or bad? In...
View ArticleShocker! Obama Says 57th Time’s the Charm and Will Repeal Obamacare Now
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking development that is sure to take many in the nation by surprise, President Barack H. Obama has reportedly told senior levels of his staff that he will sign a bill...
View ArticleThe Top 50 Ways Your Taxes Will Absolutely, Positively Go Up Under Obamacare
Of course, as soon as the word "tax" was read in the opinion, the Right Wing media and Congressional Republicans began licking their chops, calling this the "biggest tax hike on the Middle Class in the...
View Article5 Things We Can Give America For Its 236th Birthday
Make no mistake, we hit the canvas like a two-ton rock made of the American Dream. Suddenly, every single chicken had come home to roost from over thirty years of systematic de-regulation, safeguards...
View ArticlePresident Trump Asks Mitch McConnell To Change Senate Rules To Single Vote...
After another harsh political defeat, Trump asks Mitch McConnell to change the Senate rules for him. [...] The post President Trump Asks Mitch McConnell To Change Senate Rules To Single Vote Threshold...
View ArticleWoman’s Eyebrows Relieved to Be Second Least Believable Thing In The Room...
An exclusive interview with a very famous pair of eyebrows that were fortunate enough to be just a foot away from the president. [...] The post Woman’s Eyebrows Relieved to Be Second Least Believable...
View ArticleTrumper With Brain Cancer Losing Obamacare Subsidy’s Last Words: “At Least...
"Why should some rich guy pay for my medicine just because he's already hiding billions of dollars from the rest of us in offshore accounts?" The post Trumper With Brain Cancer Losing Obamacare...
View ArticleTrumper With Brain Cancer Losing Obamacare Subsidy Plans Last Words: “At...
VALLE DE CHINGADO ESTUPIDO, CALIFORNIA — 55-year-old Shaun Allen was recently diagnosed with brain cancer. Despite living in the deep blue state of California, Allen is a lifelong Republican, but he...
View ArticlePresident Promises TrumpCare Will Cover ‘Non-Existing Conditions’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though it’s still more than a year and a half away, President Donald Trump appears to be already jockeying for position in the 2020 presidential campaign. Over the last few weeks,...
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